If my new phone were a person, I would stalk it. That’s how much I love it.
Yes people. I got an iPhone.

This, of course, is just my personal opinion. Everyone is entitled to one. The Alabama Department of Public Safety has one, and they kindly let me know about it. Apparently, they don’t think I can drive, and as you all know, their opinion counts.
Hence, today is day 1 of my license suspension.
I’m not letting it [...]