I was talking to the homie earlier when I mentioned I needed to go to Walmart.
“For what? Draino?”
Now, he was joking, but you know what… that’s exactly what I was going to get. It really doesn’t make sense the amount of Draino I’ve used this past year having to constantly unclog my drain with all [...]

I went to the doctor yesterday for what I thought was foot cancer1 (yeah… I know, the doc looked at me kinda sideways too) but turned out to be an extremely infected spider bite which he decided he wanted to cut open - guess I shouldn’t have waited 2 weeks to go get it checked [...]