VICTORIAHASNOSECRET » moms say the darndest things http://victoriahasnosecret.com THE SPORADIC, SOMETIMES POINTLESS, MUSINGS OF AN ANGRY LITTLE ASIAN GIRL Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:13:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Moms say the darndest things http://victoriahasnosecret.com/moms-say-the-darndest-things/ http://victoriahasnosecret.com/moms-say-the-darndest-things/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:12:57 +0000 @vickysecret http://victoriahasnosecret.com/?p=134 I don’t speak to my mother often. Not because she wrote some daughter-hating memoir about me causing us to fall out, but because I live in Atlanta and she lives in Seoul. Two different continents… two very different time zones… this tends to make it a little harder to find a good time to call. But when I do finally get to talk to her it’s all comedy from there. One of our latest conversations had her inquiring about my recent real estate search. It went a little something like this:

Her: So, have you still been looking at condoms?
Me: Uh, what?!
Her: Condoms… have you still been looking?
Me: Um…. condos, Ma?
Her: Oh shit. Yeah, condos.
(insert laughter from both sides here)
Me: I’m going to need for you to not ever ask anybody that ever again. Okay.

I love my mother.

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