During a quest to find a book for class, I heard something quite amusing. So amusing that I actually had to turn around and walk away so as not to literally roll on the floor and laugh my ass off, in this poor old guy’s face.

Turns out this guy was trying to rent some movies but couldn’t. I was only halfway listening, but some things just catch your attention. This is the conversation I heard with E being the employee, and OG being the old guy, or original gangster, whichever you prefer.

E: Sir, you already have movies checked out.

OG: Oh, I didn’t realize.

E: Do you remember what movies they are?

OG: No. What are they?

E: (without a discreet bone in her little body)

Playboy TV, naughty…

Now, I don’t judge. To each his own. But the situation was so hilarious, and maybe you had to be there to get the full effect and actually see this little old guy, but it took everything in me to hold in my laughter.