I know I’m not the only one who gets asked stupid questions repeatedly. Like really, I can’t be the only one. Since I’m in a sharing mood, I’m going to share with y’all the ones I get the most. You ready?
1. “Why don’t you have a boyfriend?”
This is probably my number one most annoying question. For one, do you want me to have one? Cause if I did, I wouldn’t be talking to you. And really, what are you expecting me to say? You want me to tell you I’m crazy? I have an odor problem? I get crazy jealous? Why can’t I just be a nice, normal girl who happens to be single and content?
My answer: “I just don’t.”
2. “What do you like to for fun?”
This may seem like a normal question, but it’s one of those questions that have infinite answers. You really want me to rattle off everything that I do for fun? Cause, I’m not. Even when I try to answer with a short simple question, I always get slapped with stupid question 2a. “That’s it?” and 2b. “What else?”.
My answer: “I just lay around and be lazy.”
3. “You have any other pretty friends that look like you?”
Now in all honesty, ALL my friends are beautiful, but NONE of them look like me. But even if they did, you’re still not going to meet them. What I look like going back to one of my homegirls talking about “Hey, this guy wants to meet you, he doesn’t know anything about you, except that you look like me.” BOY, STOP.
My answer: “Nuh uh, all my friends are ugly.”
4. “So, are you going to call me?”
Now, this question is really only stupid, if I’ve already told you that I’m not. I have on more than one occasion taken a number, but only after I prefaced it with “Fine, I’ll take your number, but I’m not going to call”. And that only comes after the whole “Can I get your number?” “No.” “Well, how about you take mine?” shuffle. You would think that after all of that a guy wouldn’t want to give you their number anymore, but nope, they still do. And right as you’re walking away, they hit you with the “So, are you going to call me?”
My answer: No words. I just turn, smile and continue to walk away.
5. “So, you don’t have ANY black in you?”
Like with #4, this one is dumb if you ask it just after I’ve explained to you that I’m half Korean and half White. Why would you even ask this? You think I forgot what I’m mixed with?
My answer: Now, what did I just say?
11 Comments
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Wow, you hit the nail on the head, with all those questions! My answers are close, except for the being mixed with half white and Korean lol
I came here from your pug pic tweet to see if you had more about that cutie.Now i just added your feed since you are funny/angry (funangry?) and that’s more interesting than most blogs.
OMG, this made me laugh so much!!
This blog seriously made me laugh. I get asked those stupid questions a lot too. Especially number one and two.
oh shit, i left a comment on the wrong post, the other comment is for this post for anyone who reads that post comment before this post comment lol, this is far to deep to explain in a comment lolololol
Amen to all of that.
MsP
lmaoo– “WHY DONT u HAVE A BOYFRIEND ?”
IM Sayin , can i be single and content ! sheesh
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this… is exactly why you need to blog more. this is so amusing! and as i read it, i could see and hear your reactions LOL
you need your own vicky in castleberry series (think: alice in wonderland).
You must be young; you need more pressing, IMPORTANT issues that aren’t BOY related to consume your time and thoughts every moment of every blog.
You’re a promising writer though.