Why am I not bald?

16/03/2009

I was talking to the homie earlier when I mentioned I needed to go to Walmart.

“For what? Draino?”

Now, he was joking, but you know what… that’s exactly what I was going to get. It really doesn’t make sense the amount of Draino I’ve used this past year having to constantly unclog my drain with all the hair that falls out of my head. Like, really? Why am I not bald. I mean, I’m not complaining. It just baffles me, because not to sound conceited, but I got me a pretty nice head of hair.

And really, I’m greatful, cause the comb-over didn’t work on my 7th grade history teacher, so I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t work on me either. Although, a few years ago, I did have the bright idea of shaving my head and buying beaucoup wigs so I wouldn’t have to worry about doing my hair anymore. Don’t worry, I didn’t follow through. The thought of waking up in the morning next to the boo and having him discover a bald chick didn’t quite appeal to me. I mean, come on Kanye, don’t you think Amber would look much better with some hair on her head.

Don’t ask me what the point of this entry was. I think lack of sleep has finally caught up with me.

There are 6 comments in this article:

  1. 16/03/2009torel say:

    hey lol it’s actually medically proven that at least 100 hairs off your head could fall a day so you have no problems :D love the blog btw!!

  2. 17/03/2009Shanda say:

    I’m actually going to pick up my 2nd bottle of Draino today. My last bottle last about 3 months or a little longer.

  3. 17/03/2009Victoria say:

    I think I just never noticed before cause I’ve always had a standing shower, where there isn’t an actual open drain for the hair to go down and clog it up. Damn this bath/shower combo, lol.

  4. 23/03/2009Scrivs say:

    You sure it is falling from your head?

  5. 31/03/2009honey. say:

    my hair always falls out too but I never had any bald spots. my mother swears its from all of the chemicals, dye, processing, etc but even before I got into all of that my hair would come out in the shower. Makes no sense! Thank God we’re not bald though! lol

  6. 9/04/2009lex say:

    Draino doesn’t dissolve hair. hair has to be manually removed from the drain (blechhh).

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